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then a few minutes later
why did the dinosaur cross the road?
because the chicken wasn't invented yet

then a few minutes later again
there was a king who had an island full of gold and he told three men that they could take all the gold they wanted but they had to swim to the island through skark infested waters

so the first man goes and gets eaten by skarks

then the second man goes and gets eaten by skarks

then the third man goes and comes back and the king asks "how did you avoid the sharks?" and he replys "well one was coming after me until a big blue fridge fell on it"

lol what you think?